At the beginning of this jam I said:
So what this really means is, the next Rude Bear game has to be even better.
And that scares me.
Luckily:
Thanks so much everyone!
All this means is.. the next Rude Bear game must be even greater.
Some fun stats:
1878 Rude Bears have fallen in the castle so far.
51 Rude Bears died on Christmas.
9 people have completed the castle.
This picture contains all the bears that died so far. Click it to see it in full:
My personal favourite dead bear quotes:
- “how emBEARassing”
- “My only regret is dying”
- “the other corpses totally suck”
- “tell my wife I love her”
- “there better be a hot princess”
- “blarrrgggg I am BEAR”
- “HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN”
- “your mum died here”
Top Excuses:
- “I blame the FBI”
- “I wasnt meant 2 dye like dis lag caused i”
- “it was on purpose”
- “I died for your sins”
Best rage:
- “get out of the fucking way bears”
- “this is some supreme garbage”
- “I hate this game and what it has done”
Top incites:
- “that wasnt the healing beam”
- “so thats where all the bodies came from”
- “OH GOD SOO MUCH BLOOD”
- “thefairyisstilltalking”
- “So jumping off the cliff is suicide”
- ” so much for teamwork”
Best trolling:
- “careful going up spikes on the left” (the spikes are on the right)
- “careful with the spikes on the left”
- “spikes on the left”
- “Spikes on the left”
- “spikes on this side”
- “cluttering up yo halls messing shit up”
Most repeated quote:
- “LOL” (28)
- “NO” (26)
- “Oops” (24)
- “Ouch” (22)
- “k” (21)
- “FUCK” (19)
- “Oh” (11)
- “ugh” (9)
- “WHAT” (9)
- “argh” (8)
- “shit” (8)
- “AH” (7)
- “DAMN” (7)
- “ok” (7)
- “Whoops” (7)
- “wtf” (7)
- “platform” (6)
- “Youre welcome” (5)
- “ALMOST” (5)
- “Oh no” (5)
- “haha” (5)
- “spikes” (5)
- “yolo” (5)
Longest coherent quotes entered by multiple people:
- “use me as a platform” (3)
- “ITS A TRAP” (3)
Despair:
- “NOO” (6)
- “NOOO” (6)
- “NOOOO” (4)
- “NOOOOO” (5)
- “NOOOOOO” (4)
- “NOOOOOOO” (2)
- “NOOOOOOO0” (3)
- “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” (3)
Quotes starting with “Fuck”:
- “fuck a duck”
- “fuck bears”
- “fuck da h8ers”
- “Fuck dem stairs”
- “Fuck everything”
- “fuck it anyway”
- “fuck me to death”
- “Fuck my life”
- “fuck skulls”
- “fuck that”
- “fuck the bears”
- “Fuck this game”
- “Fuck this shitty slippery control game”
- “fuck walls”
- “fuck you”
- “fuck you alex rose”
- “FUCK YOU GOD”
And here’s the dead bear count over the first few days:
And here‘s the music, incidentally (though I threw it together in 20 minutes while eating McDonalds on day 3, and it shows):
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. And for those who haven’t played yet, here’s the link! Cheers everyone!
My twitter.
Ant (pixel artist)’s twitter.
Postmortem: (LD48 | My Blog | Gamasutra | Indiegames)
Indiestatik, Indiehaven, and most importantly, SonnyBone‘s Rad Game Roundup.