Rude Bear Resurrection won first place for innovation!

At the beginning of this jam I said:

So what this really means is, the next Rude Bear game has to be even better.

And that scares me.

Luckily:

Rude Bear Resurrection Response

Thanks so much everyone!

All this means is.. the next Rude Bear game must be even greater.

Some fun stats:
1878 Rude Bears have fallen in the castle so far.
51 Rude Bears died on Christmas.
9 people have completed the castle.

This picture contains all the bears that died so far. Click it to see it in full:
Rude Bear Resurrection's Map

My personal favourite dead bear quotes:

  • “how emBEARassing”
  • “My only regret is dying”
  • “the other corpses totally suck”
  • “tell my wife I love her”
  • “there better be a hot princess”
  • “blarrrgggg I am BEAR”
  • “HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN”
  • “your mum died here”

Top Excuses:

  • “I blame the FBI”
  • “I wasnt meant 2 dye like dis lag caused i”
  • “it was on purpose”
  • “I died for your sins”

Best rage:

  • “get out of the fucking way bears”
  • “this is some supreme garbage”
  • “I hate this game and what it has done”

Top incites:

  • “that wasnt the healing beam”
  • “so thats where all the bodies came from”
  • “OH GOD SOO MUCH BLOOD”
  • “thefairyisstilltalking”
  • “So jumping off the cliff is suicide”
  • ” so much for teamwork”

Best trolling:

  • “careful going up spikes on the left” (the spikes are on the right)
  • “careful with the spikes on the left”
  • “spikes on the left”
  • “Spikes on the left”
  • “spikes on this side”
  • “cluttering up yo halls messing shit up”

Most repeated quote:

  • “LOL” (28)
  • “NO” (26)
  • “Oops” (24)
  • “Ouch” (22)
  • “k” (21)
  • “FUCK” (19)
  • “Oh” (11)
  • “ugh” (9)
  • “WHAT” (9)
  • “argh” (8)
  • “shit” (8)
  • “AH” (7)
  • “DAMN” (7)
  • “ok” (7)
  • “Whoops” (7)
  • “wtf” (7)
  • “platform” (6)
  • “Youre welcome” (5)
  • “ALMOST” (5)
  • “Oh no” (5)
  • “haha” (5)
  • “spikes” (5)
  • “yolo” (5)

Longest coherent quotes entered by multiple people:

  • “use me as a platform” (3)
  • “ITS A TRAP” (3)

Despair:

  • “NOO” (6)
  • “NOOO” (6)
  • “NOOOO” (4)
  • “NOOOOO” (5)
  • “NOOOOOO” (4)
  • “NOOOOOOO” (2)
  • “NOOOOOOO0″ (3)
  • “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” (3)

Quotes starting with “Fuck”:

  • “fuck a duck”
  • “fuck bears”
  • “fuck da h8ers”
  • “Fuck dem stairs”
  • “Fuck everything”
  • “fuck it anyway”
  • “fuck me to death”
  • “Fuck my life”
  • “fuck skulls”
  • “fuck that”
  • “fuck the bears”
  • “Fuck this game”
  • “Fuck this shitty slippery control game”
  • “fuck walls”
  • “fuck you”
  • “fuck you alex rose”
  • “FUCK YOU GOD”

And here’s the dead bear count over the first few days:
Rude Bear Resurrection Corpse Graph

And here‘s the music, incidentally (though I threw it together in 20 minutes while eating McDonalds on day 3, and it shows):

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. And for those who haven’t played yet, here’s the link! Cheers everyone!

My twitter.

Ant (pixel artist)’s twitter.

Postmortem: (LD48 | My Blog | Gamasutra | Indiegames)

Indiestatik, Indiehaven, and most importantly, SonnyBone‘s Rad Game Roundup.